Don’t worry about it, man… I bet she was a—wait for it—crazy bitch.
A brief list of responses this guy should have made:
- I know my way around bushes.
- Ever laid hardwood?
- That’s a nice hammer. Would you like a lesson on nailing?
- I just built a deck. Have any idea where I could find a good railing?
- Looks like you are into screwing.
- Carpet, drapes, etc.
reblogged from hereidreamt
“You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)
Craigslist “Missed Connections” section is awesome!
In awe, picking my jaw up off the floor.
Note: this is not the way to pick up your mailwoman.
Walmart + awful grammar = love connection
Hipster hate.
Yeah, dude. You were sooooo close.
I hope you wasn’t a guy, too !!!
This is why I never lock the door when I use public restrooms. You never know where you might meet your soulmate.
