Note: this is not the way to pick up your mailwoman.

Note: this is not the way to pick up your mailwoman.

**SPOILER ALERT** He’s a cannibal
Submit your own funny missed connection

**SPOILER ALERT** He’s a cannibal

Submit your own funny missed connection

The thought of Snuffy masturbating just ruined a large portion of my childhood.

The thought of Snuffy masturbating just ruined a large portion of my childhood.

More like “rear wolf.” Amirite?

More like “rear wolf.” Amirite?

Walmart + awful grammar = love connection

Walmart + awful grammar = love connection

Hipster hate.

Hipster hate.

Bodily Fluid Apocolypse: Coming soon to a theater near you

Bodily Fluid Apocolypse: Coming soon to a theater near you

Yeah, dude. You were sooooo close.

Yeah, dude. You were sooooo close.

If rubbing one out while going 85 on the freeway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Thanks, mattgorman!

If rubbing one out while going 85 on the freeway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Thanks, mattgorman!

Sword fight!!
Thanks, Jackie!

Sword fight!!

Thanks, Jackie!