Hipster hate.

Bodily Fluid Apocolypse: Coming soon to a theater near you

You’re going to have to be more specific. Are you the blonde or the brunette?

Maybe she wasn’t a ninja… OR maybe she was and didn’t want to blow her cover by talking to him.

The world may never know.

This is the first post to include both the coveted “pooping” AND “puking” tags. Historic.