sharmander:

OMFG I SEEN DA HOTTEST BITCH AT DA PANDA EXPRESS IDK WUT HER NAME WUZ I THINK IT STARTED WIT “A” BUT MAYBE SHE WUZ SPANISH OR SOME SHIT NEWAYZ SHE WAS SO FINE I WANTED TO PUT MAH FINGA IN HER BUTT AND HAVE HER CALD MY MCGILLICUTTY AY GIRL IF U SEE DIS HIT ME UP AIGHT

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