Missed Connections

Apr 26

abriefhistoryoffunk: Local romance

abriefhistoryoffunk:

Local romance

Oct 12

Don’t worry about it, man… I bet she was a—wait for it—crazy bitch.

Don’t worry about it, man… I bet she was a—wait for it—crazy bitch.

Oct 11

A brief list of responses this guy should have made: I know my way around bushes. Ever laid hardwood? That’s a nice hammer. Would you like a lesson on nailing? I just built a deck. Have any idea where I could find a good railing? Looks like you are into screwing. Carpet, drapes, etc.

A brief list of responses this guy should have made:

Apr 21

hereidreamt: synecdoche: nickmcglynn: “You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)  Craigslist “Missed Connections” section is awesome!  In awe, picking my jaw up off the floor.

hereidreamt:

synecdoche:

nickmcglynn:

“You stuck my flash drive in your vagina - m4w - 25 (philadelphia)

 Craigslist “Missed Connections” section is awesome!

 In awe, picking my jaw up off the floor.

Mar 29

dealbreaker: Your Missed Connections Okay, let me get this straight: you’re telling me that you felt an intense connection/attraction to me when you saw me from across the supermarket as I was “reaching gracefully for a head of lettuce?” Maybe I’m being naive here, but couldn’t you have told me that in person? If I recall correctly, that particular shopping trip took me 45 minutes (I guess that old saying is right, don’t go to a grocery store hungry), meaning you had the better part of an hour to approach me face to face, or as you’d say, “IRL”? Maybe that would have been a little awkward, but probably not as weird as expecting to make a romantic connection with someone you were too scared to approach in the physical world. What did you think would happen: I would somehow read this (because you think I’m as crazy as you and I peruse Missed Connections looking to see if someone’s watching me touch lettuce) and decide that it’s time to fall in love with a Craigslist Troll? You don’t need to Ask Jeeves, I’ll tell you right now: ain’t gonna happen.

dealbreaker:

Your Missed Connections

Okay, let me get this straight: you’re telling me that you felt an intense connection/attraction to me when you saw me from across the supermarket as I was “reaching gracefully for a head of lettuce?” Maybe I’m being naive here, but couldn’t you have told me that in person? If I recall correctly, that particular shopping trip took me 45 minutes (I guess that old saying is right, don’t go to a grocery store hungry), meaning you had the better part of an hour to approach me face to face, or as you’d say, “IRL”? Maybe that would have been a little awkward, but probably not as weird as expecting to make a romantic connection with someone you were too scared to approach in the physical world. What did you think would happen: I would somehow read this (because you think I’m as crazy as you and I peruse Missed Connections looking to see if someone’s watching me touch lettuce) and decide that it’s time to fall in love with a Craigslist Troll? You don’t need to Ask Jeeves, I’ll tell you right now: ain’t gonna happen.

Mar 03

Note: this is not the way to pick up your mailwoman.

Note: this is not the way to pick up your mailwoman.

Feb 12

**SPOILER ALERT** He’s a cannibal Submit your own funny missed connection

**SPOILER ALERT** He’s a cannibal

Submit your own funny missed connection

Jan 26

The thought of Snuffy masturbating just ruined a large portion of my childhood.

The thought of Snuffy masturbating just ruined a large portion of my childhood.

Jan 14

More like “rear wolf.” Amirite?

More like “rear wolf.” Amirite?

Jan 13

ilovecharts: infographic of the most frequent occurrence of words in the missed connections section of Craigslist. Really, Nebraska? Romantix?!

ilovecharts:

infographic of the most frequent occurrence of words in the missed connections section of Craigslist.

Really, Nebraska? Romantix?!