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Bodily Fluid Apocolypse: Coming soon to a theater near you

Bodily Fluid Apocolypse: Coming soon to a theater near you

Yeah, dude. You were sooooo close.

Yeah, dude. You were sooooo close.

If rubbing one out while going 85 on the freeway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Thanks, mattgorman!

If rubbing one out while going 85 on the freeway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

Thanks, mattgorman!

Sword fight!!
Thanks, Jackie!

Sword fight!!

Thanks, Jackie!

Why Craigslist Is Such a Mess

givemesomethingtoread:

The Internet’s great promise is to make the world’s information universally accessible and useful. So how come when you arrive at the most popular dating site in the US you find a stream of anonymous come-ons intermixed with insults, ads for prostitutes, naked pictures, and obvious scams?

Why? For our entertainment, of course.

Apology Accepted.

Apology Accepted.

I hope you wasn’t a guy, too !!!

I hope you wasn’t a guy, too !!!

This is why I never lock the door when I use public restrooms. You never know where you might meet your soulmate.

This is why I never lock the door when I use public restrooms. You never know where you might meet your soulmate.